Comma Rape This May BeComma rape this may be,Comma Rape This May Be
Even decorated in swirling tantalizing patterns like goulash stained Tupperware.
Polyester shirt overtop of blue jean pants
A hundred and six key keyboard
And a twenty-one inch monitor.
I write poetry at size font twelve,
Not Stonehenge.
I use zoom to look closely at my words
Instead of looking closely at the things I try to write about.
My Irish ancestors frown at me,
From graves long turned to dust,
blown away by modernized winds
My mind lacks its heritage
And writes with my pen
Only the things other people
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!
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Gaara: YOOOOOOOOOSHHH!!!
Lee: What the!?
Gaara: *drinks coffee: heheehee
Me: Gaara, u drinking coffee again!? ~__~;;
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In life you don't know what love is until someone grabs your hand during the weakest moment and stays with you until those tears are done falling.
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No, YOU Yield!
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In life you don't know what love is until someone grabs your hand during the weakest moment and stays with you until those tears are done falling.
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~~Maglin Jos Vinn
Vinnie Corlenone
Semi Automatic Mag
-Raven-
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yup. will be soon
~~Vinn
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~~Maglin Jos Vinn
Vinnie Corlenone
Semi Automatic Mag
-Raven-
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